Monday, February 25, 2008

Help! I'm an emotional raisin.

Hello precious friends. It's been quite a while since my last post. I hope I haven't lost you all. Even though February is only the second month of the year, it has turned out to be my least favorite so far.

It started out well enough, but since we last met, this is what's happened: Second Darling got strep throat, we were in a car accident on the way home from her doctor's appointment because the original strep didn't clear up. The following week, the stomach flu from you-know-where hit with a vengeance. All of us had some form of it. Fourth Darling had it the worst, although Darling Man would challenge that seeing how he played chess with death and won (his words, not mine). Because she couldn't keep anything down for five days, little Fourth Darling has lost a lot of her chub. She looked so pathetic. Once that was over, finally, we thought we were in the clear. This weekend we decided to tempt fate by taking Fourth Darling to the nursery. So now she's bruised and emaciated. Who wants to place a bet?

Last week, for the first time in a month, we had some good friends over to play. Super Dog was tied up in the yard because he gets so excited and jumpy when the kids are playing. Somehow, the kids migrated to where he was tied up, playing Indians - whooping and hollering. Well, Super Dog thought our kids were in trouble, and bit (yes bit!) one of the visiting girls in the arm. Let's just say I almost had a nervous breakdown at this point. Well, one bite is enough, so Darling Man (being the grown-up in the family) decreed that Super Dog could not stay. So today, we (did I say 'we', I mean 'I') took him to the only no-kill shelter in our city. There were plenty of tears and gnashing of teeth, and the kids cried too.

Yesterday, Sunday, the breaks went out on the big green van. How classy is it to drive home from church using the emergency break? Got to love it. At least we were dressed nicely. You know what this means....a car payment is on the near horizon. The big green van is baked. The best we can hope is that someone will buy it and ship it over the border.

So, perhaps this will explain why I feel like an emotional raisin. I feel like I've had the guts sucked out of me. I would tell you that we managed to get school done despite all these "challenges," but I'd be lying through my teeth. Hopefully March will be better. I'm ready for Spring, for a cleansing, for a vacation a long, long, long way away. Don't give up on my posts. Hopefully I'll get back on track.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Let the bloodletting begin!

It finally happened. I had enough...I couldn't take the chaos any longer. I felt like it was the stuff, or me. I knew I wasn't going anywhere, so it had to be the stuff. We had consistently warned the darlings about their stuff and it's lack of tidiness. We have tried working together, but that ended up with moving crap toys from the give-a-way box to "this is my most specialist favorite animal". Pointing out that it was a beanie baby from McDonald's made no difference.

So, this past weekend, we stashed the kids at Nana's and purged. We filled a whole pick-up truck's bed with bags of clothes and toys to drop off at the donation site. This picture here is just one trip to the truck. It was frightening.

The darlings walked back to their rooms, and Darling Man and I waited in the kitchen. Wait for it....wait for it....."AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!" Yes, they realized things were different. The worst of all was that we had moved the bed. Second Darling has a "thing" for the bed. It has to be perfectly made and God-forbid if someone sits on it and creases the cover. Yet, I digress....

Just so you don't think we're totally practical heartless, we did leave some toys, stuffed and otherwise, for the kids to enjoy. We just didn't need two tons of stuffed joy. This happened Saturday, and daily so far there have been questions like, "where is yellow marker with the blackend tip and no lid?" Hmmm, let me see.......